give em' memes kid

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

josh–dunionrings:

frankierosite:
march 2007
@sorou

call out post for msyelf

hijerking:

you can also send things in 1 message instead of 9… stop pressing enter…

vantasticlover:

👅👅👅
Products:
-Too Faced Chocolate Bon Bons Palette in the color “Totally Fetch” all over the lid & lower lash line
-BH Cosmetics Loose glitter in “Baby Pink” on lid
-Ardell Studio Effects lashes
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your starter in pokémon games: OP af, highest level pokémon on your team, can defeat other trainers single-handedly
your starter in pokémon go: this is my 12cp charmander and if he tries to fight anyone he will die immediately. he is literally the weakest pokémon that i own. he can't do anything but i love him

weloveshortvideos:

This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time

dezzzy:

look at this cute little noodle